
Apparently a fifth of us have mental problems. After interacting with "us," I can tell you with certainty that isn't true. 4/5ths of us likely have mental problems, and those who don't will soon.
It's a definitional problem. You see, you're not really sad; you're depressed. You're not happy; you're manic. Swing between the two? That's bipolar disorder. Stressed out about your bills? Anxiety disorder. Acting up in class? Could be ADHD, could be tourettes. Worried about the future? Must be paranoia. Committing crime? That's called sociopathy.
Sure, there's genuine mental illness out there, but psychiatrists, therapists, psychologists, therapeutic staff support, and crisis workers are all employed for one purpose: to diagnose what ails you. Anyone could walk into a mental health clinic and come out with medication. In fact, depending on the day and your mood, you might just find yourself locked in and inpatient unit.
But hey, it wouldn't be your fault. You have a mental disorder.
Lesson for the day: Don't forget to refill your prescription!
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